"Evolution is merely a theory, like gravity or the shape of the earth"

It would be a lot funnier if it weren't so true:

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And, to be fair, we technically evolved from dirty ape-men and -women (because monkeys are all primates except prosimians and apes, but in the vernacular, monkey is used pretty globally.)