Friday, July 2, 2010

The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

Inappropriate for work, but funny.

My favorite insults are the ones that don't rely on curse words - they're more creative - but every now and then a good curse word can have the desired effect. This site has them listed by movie, or you can watch it below.

A favorite of mine from childhood:
"I'll use small words so you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."

And a few others I liked:

"You despise me don't you?" Responded offhandedly with: "Well, if I gave you any thought, I probably would."

"You are a smelly pirate hooker."

"You're a cantaloupe."

"There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel."

"I'd go with you..." Cut-off by, "I know, there's a problem with your face."

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